An Adventure on Ice/Transcript

(Benjamin is near the door of a helicopter down in Antarctica. Title fades)

Benjamin: Well, today is her birthday. My mother, Pamela, said she was taking a vacation in Antarctica, and I think this is where she is. I can't wait to see the look on her face when she finds me here!

(Benjamin climbs into a box. It jumps off the helicopter)

Benjamin: Of course, every party needs a guest, or two. (The box lands in the snow. Benjamin pops out of the box with confetti) Happy birthday, Pamela! (realizes he doesn't see Pamela) WHAT? I thought this was the place! Whatever. (begins to get out of the box) I guess I'll find her myself.

(A group of penguins enter the scene. They investigate the box and smell it)

Penguin: Hey!

Benjamin: (climbing back into the box) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Penguin: (to other penguins) Don't mind this person, I bet he's sent here on accident.

Benjamin: No, I was only here because I wanted to see my mother, Pamela. (holds up a picture of him and Pamela) She's my mother, and today is her birthday. She said she was on vacation at Antarctica.

(The penguins begin to look around, confused)

Penguin: So you're saying you're sent here on purpose?

Benjamin: Yes! That's right!

(fades to the household of Eric's Exciting Expeditionary Club. Eric finds out that Benjamin is now lost in Antarctica)

Eric: Ugh! Benjamin! What did I tell you about leaving here just to go to some cold place?!?

Kimberly: (approaching him) Eric, we've been through this! Benjamin has to go there because his mother is on vacation at that place, and today was her birthday.

Eric: Kimberly, we've been through this! Nobody ever travels there because "weird creatures" might have a revolting foot fetish!

INCOMPLETE!